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please kill me I wasn't ready for this
I mean I like challenging myself with as many questions and possible but JEEZ
PS I don't like journal skins anymore idgaf
I am legit using my premium for nothing now (except thumbnails in comments I guess. BUT WAS IT REALLY WORTH IT)
here we go

1. Who are you?  
EColi, The Crappy Frenchman, or, as my family knows me, Zoe.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? 
That I'm not as serious as you think. That's it, figure the rest out on your own

3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Anything to pass the time in an entertaining way.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time).
AP Psychology (THE BEST)
Anatomy/Physiology (shit man that's fun we get to teach little kids and feel up dead cats)
Algebra 3 (eh, math is cool)
Modern US History (We watch videos of Woodstock and the JFK assassination and get cookies every monday. it's okay but the students are shits)
Spanish 4 (it's alright, i mean español is life but the class gets a little lame.)
AP Language/Composition (fuggin boring, 6 million essays a quarter (well 1 a week but STILL) and I only get good grades because of favoritism)

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Improve on my skillz and basically figure out my life plan (kinda already did but it needs fine tuning)

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
I'mmma be in college, probably about to move onto graduate school for library science shet

7. What stage of life are you in right now?
the 'it's okay' stage, high school and basically no adventure

8. Are you more child-like or childish?
childish. I mean, I have the ability to be mature (I was so serious in kindergarten you don't even know) but now why would I want to be?

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
'everlasting love' bitchesssss

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
nahhh but my dad is super concerned about me so he wants me to get in some women's self-defense class

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
I don't know, really. Hard to judge until later.

13. Does time really heal all wounds?

14. How do you handle a rainy day?
stay inside usually, and sometimes I get a headache which sucks

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
I'd much rather untangle lights, that's actually fun

16. How is your relationship with your parents?
my parents are great and friendly (even though my dad I think is seriously going crazy/paranoid), but they kinda shelter me too much.

Will you miss them when they are gone?

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
eh, if it's important/interesting. everything else I tend to block out 

18. What is the truest thing that you know?

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
When I was a kid? I wanted to be an archaeologist. So glad I didn't choose that path or I'd get rekd in Algeria and ruin the rest of my life. Now? I want to be a librarian. Almost as dangerous.

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
Taker, but I only take what I'm given. And then I give stuff I don't want/care about.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? 
Not unless I have to. That's why I make such good decisions.

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? 
About every other morning, I get these random attacks of extreme lung pain, where for about a it hurts very badly to breathe in/out too deeply. So I breathe shallowly, but the only way to get rid of it is to breathe in super deep which HURTS LIKE FUCK but then it's gone for the rest of the day. It's hell I tell you. Don't know if it has to do with the scoliosis or what, but it worries me.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Haha idk, I've had a pretty good life emotion-wise, besides losing a lot of work sometimes, and fantasizing about impossible concepts which would be nice.

25. Who have you hugged today?
nobody!! #notashamed

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
people I don't know always do kind things for me in real life, they feel bad for me I think. It is probably because I am small and quiet so they treat me like a little kid.

27. Do you have a lot to learn?

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? 
- Be able to draw exactly what you envision (or what SOMEONE ELSE envisions) without even trying. Think of the money and glory you could get from that!!! Holy crap

- Know the answer to any objective question


29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
what they say.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die? 
make a kid to carry on the legacy
publish something
make something people like

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing? 
go blind
be tortured for a very long time
become a vegetable (OF ANY KIND)

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? 
move forward the master race
no idk

34. What does each decade make you think of: 

The 19..

20's: best fashion

30's: gr8 depression

40's: world war dos

50's:  red scare haha

60's: THE BEST


80's: it's okay

90's: i got born'd here

2000: everything got crazy

2010's: it's STILL WILD

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
2000s, especially the early 2000s. Best time of my life and everybody elses' (EXCEPT 9/11 NEVER FORGET SORRY)

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
Do you really think I can make that decision

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
Murrika, with Mr. Barack Bammers

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
'why you gotta be like this, man'

38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
MeTV, with all the retro shows. They always put on good old horror movies. Or the Cowboy channel

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
??????? hell if I know. But I'll say Honest John. scammerz 4 lyfe

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
no, but oh how I wish...

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? 
either, but I'd rather fly because last time I went on a boat I got seasick and salivated everywhere

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?

43. What does your name mean?
'Life' in Greek. And my last name is 'Save' in French. So I'm a lifesaver. (More like a dicksaver haha)

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
space! but hell they're both dangerous

45. Word association 

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word: 

Air: trachea

Meat: spin

Different: strokes

Pink: drowning in it right now tbh

Deserve: death

White: supremacy

Elvis: too bad he had to get fat

Magic: the gathering

Heart: squeeze

Clash: the band

Pulp: fiction

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
why wish, I'll do it

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
haha no and if there was, I wouldn't love it so much anymore

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
I bring food, water, supplies, laptop. There's wifi, right?

50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved?
not really.

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words... 

Fruitgoogle: Cut a hole in an apple and fuck it

Ambytime: The time dedicated to all ambidextrous people in the world for them to feel superior

Asscactus: sticking a cactus up your ass. I saw a pic of a girl who put one in her vagina so it could happen

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
some origami crap

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
some weird rollercart but it broke

54. How many TV’s are in your house? 3. or maybe two, one broke but idk if we still have it

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? 
look at the sky

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
yeah, usually about earthquakes. how does that work?

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? 
no, I wish

59. What is your idea of paradise? 
fkn heaven dude

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
nah, not really. I think there might be some greater being (wishfully) but I don't think it's a god, 

61. Do you believe in Hell? 
no haha
or we're already there

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? 
uh... I skipped a grade
that's really it

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? 
given away a lot of dosh

64. Are you a patient person? 

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
Idk man they all exist

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does?

67. What's the best joke you ever heard?
Well once I had a dream that I was reading this amazing political cartoon and Superman was in it and it was legitimately the funniest thing that ever happened. Then I woke up and said it to myself and it was funny for a few more seconds until I realized that it make literally no sense.

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? 
some pretty good parties

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
natural right now

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? 
i have like no secrets at all. Sometimes I think I reveal too much...

71. What is under your bed right now?
lots of crap, boxes, dust and bugs

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
live there but wait is it boring???

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
I don't drive

74. What is the world's best song to dance to?
church of noise, or generic techno shit

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
friday before spring break. we had to do salsa dancing with 50 different partners for an hour

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Warner brothers but I love both

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
goats idgaf

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
yes very, but only by my own definitions. I wish I had someone to make strange but kind advances towards OHWAIT I DO

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
yeah I think

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
All of the human rights

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
equator obviously

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
watching tv, barely do that as is

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? 
they have to be likable, and more useful than others.

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
I'll take anything unless everyone dies in it

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
pelvic organ prolapse. I like rectal, but anything else is a no no. and stomas. Fucking disgusting.

87. What was the last thing you paid for?

88. Are you a coupon clipper?

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
just my classy ACT scores

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
BOWLING!! omfggggg <3<3<3 back in elementary school we bowled in the dark with glowinthedark pins aaaaaaa

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So... 
Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?

this reminds me of The Prestige

92. What insects are you afraid of?
killer bees

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
well, I already have one that says Midget Bigot. what more can I ask for?

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
everything I wore in middle school

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? 
That's already the case for me with everything I eat sooooooooooo

96. What are your parents interested in?
art and dumb indie stuff

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
many a time

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
plans. greater chance of happening

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
right before I fall asleep

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring? 
A food, a water and a shelter


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mikadi 2 days ago  New member Student Traditional Artist
thanks for the fave !
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Thank you for the :+fav:!
eecoli 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
What by eecoli  
Thank you for the fave and the watch! Much appreciated!
AuroraArt 6 days ago  Student Digital Artist
How ya been?! :glomp:
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AuroraArt 6 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Awesome! :3
I'm doing great! I'm having a great week so far. ^^
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Much appreciation for the watch back!
i guess DA is weary about people cheating the no thumbs in comments for non pm users
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